My name is Mike Denio, and I am the Mad Kactus vocalist. I'm 5'8", Green eyes, blonde hair, and I enjoy walks on the beach, and intense masturbation sessions. My inspirations are Chino (Deftones), Johnathan Davis (KoRn), but my biggest inspiration of all is Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit). Mad Kactus is a band with talent, and all I want is to make ourselves known. And if I have to do this by sticking large pieces of furniture up my ass, bring on the futon!

Thanks to the following:
Barbra Streisand from the beak nosed raging lesbians
Mr. Belvidere for being a fat guy with a fucked up accent
A very special thanks to Jenny Craig for helping me lose all the excess fat off my cock
Bill Cosby for being the queerest black man on television
And especially the president for proving that a man that old with the smallest dick alive is still capable of fucking young tramps and fat bitches, but my biggest thanks goes to Fred Durst, and Limp Bizkit for showing me what real music is all about!